Tastes better than my old bath mat

Can be interchanged with a whoopee cushion.

Hmmm… Tastes funny

*Rolling On the Floor-mat Laughing My Ass Off*

….. because an empty bath mat is just… sad.

The only bath mat that looks up and makes wisecracks about your junk.

Warning: Environmental protection engaged. Fart in the bath and you will be punished!

Tastes like strawberry jam, not toe jam.

Does it also ”Confuse-A-Cat”?

Minty, but with an odd aftertaste.

It’s a bath mat!
It’s a breath mint!
It’s a bath mat!
It’s a breath mint!

It’s both!

Bath mat does not speak English but it can feel you.

I tasted these but they gave me hickeys on my tongue.

Funny, feeling, good taste, fashionable…. throw in “moonlit walks on the beach” and you’ve got an eHarmony listing.

Only use when you do the Full Monty.. nad you can leave your hat on.

Mine was very funny when new, but now it’s becoming increasingly pathetic and nasty

Please horizontally put out

These deviled eggs are awfully chewey.

Tadadadadadada… Bathmat!!

More like half-full funny. Or maybe half-empty funny.

I’m Al Gore and I approved this bath mat.

“I don’t often eat my bath mat, but when I do…”

@J-Luke: “To the Bath-Tub, Robin!”

Insert carpet munching joke here

Mine just keeps repeating the same joke: Have you looked at yourself naked in the mirror lately?

Our slogan: ”Don’t slipping in the floor from everybody, HA HA HA HAHAAA!”

Now your feet can enjoy the minty freshness your mouth gets from brushing your teeth! Just remember to floss between your toes.

@BTU.
What were you doing when you were gnawing on your bath mat?;)

Also available in Shower Curtain, and Toilet Plunger flavours. More full funny!

Also available in Shower Curtain, and Toilet Plunger flavours. More full funny!

I guess this was the bathmat Mrs. Fletcher used in those old Lifecall commercials!

– Darling? Did you see my Math Bat?

Better than Bat Math, Boy Wonder!

Mmmmm. Rubbbberrrryyy

Don’t crack wise with me, flatfoot.

For rubbery hairballs.

Shower with a funny ending.

More than half funny

It would be funny successfully tricking someone into tasting
a bath mat…wouldn’t it bath mat company.

Must be from one of the gag shops.

♫ My bath mat brings all the boys to the bath… ♫

– Herbert The Pervert

I wanna know who gets paid to taste-test these. (“Hey! This one is stale!”)

If it made jokes while being eaten that would be horrifying.

Mmm, nice fresh & funny bath mat to eat for supper!