Preparing generations for servitude!

Tethered to the sink or vacuum cleaner

Also includes a whip.

No doubt this toy set was made by children more hardworking and less earning.

A toy vacuum cleaner, the gift that keeps on sucking.

Let them be punished

And let our grownups do nothing.

Collect Them All — get the Susie Factory-Worker Suicide Prevention Kit.

You’re welcome to return this product to our factory together with your children!

Bed not included!

The male edition of this box contains smartphone components and a soldering station.

Best before grown-up or 1,2m tall

Assault and battery not included.

Let adults more slacking off

This should become the no. 1 family heirdom…

How do you like children?
Well done.

It sweeps the floor or it gets the hose again.

Susie Sweatshop comes with all you see here.
Battery and assorted beatings are included.

Coming soon: mini sneaker factory.

Collect them all: living room, bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, dungeon.

When will the “Let our children more slave series” be available?

– How was in the factory today, honey?
– Great, Mommy, but could you please let me that new hardworking now?!

Child labour is great and economical too. Just ask Nike.

#1 From the Nike Exploit Third World People series.

Collect #1 – 20

And when you’re a little bigger, I’ll let you play with my REAL vacuum cleaner.

Penile servitude anyone?