I won’t join any spa that will have me

Welcome! Please don’t come in.

The smile its open and shut

By appointment only

You can’t get there from here.

Closed to you, unless you have permission.

Spa opening, spa closed. How Hanoi-ing!

30% opening / 70% closed

Must be one of those closed-air events.

Welcome to Spa Carnifonia, you can check out, but you can’t get in.

Fine print: wakeyoursansesup

Cartman started this idea.

Grand opening… but not for you, ordinary people!

Grand opening… in 2011. Nowadays it’s closed.

In time of the grand opening, it is closed. But it feels it is invited to watch the thing from a distance.

Good English? Closed, but no cigar.

I think I see the problem. When they say “Grand” opening, that’s what it costs to get in. 😉

Keep your friends closed and your enemies even more closed. (Don Vito Corleone.)

I know how they feel – she was always very closed to me.

Sometimes the 1% just likes to rub it in our faces.

Beyonce! Now, that would be a “Grand Opening”.

Spa services?? I know what is on offer in Thailand. What does Vietnam offer?

Look mate. We wouldn’y allow YOU into anything we run.

Smile Spa???? I know what a “Smiley” is, and it certainly does….Wake up your senses. But a Smile spa would be ridiculous.

“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”
— George Carlin

“Just like me, they want to be…”

Closed to you by the Carpenters?

wouldn’t be surprised if the entrance is a revolving door

Closed, especially for you!

So . . . need I pay a penny?

What is Vietnamese for Gaijin?

Hello, I must be going.

Glad to meet spa from a distance… *Turns nose up, walks away*

Its a grand opening for everyone! But you are not invited.

Have a day lucky cat!

This is what happens when the neighborhood starts to turn Gentile.

Cpt. Jack Sparrow: “Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party and you’re not invited” .

@Bob T: Google Translate says it’s “người nước ngoài”.