You’ll Christmas!

Christmas yourself.

She’s single and merried.

A ho out of the question

Merry Christmas, not me!

I suppose a giggle is out of the question.

Hurry up the kringles!

A Merry Christmas back to Engrish.com, and thanks for all the laughs!

Lets just be friends.

Let’s horny!

Let’s naked!

Let’s f—!

WARNING: Don’t

That’s why they changed it to Happy Holiday instead of Merry Christmas

She didn’t want to merry me so we just kinda Christmas.

1. Merry Christmas
2. Carefully divorce Birthday

Kinda looks like oriental flamenco. Ole!

Have a blind date for Christmas

We merried for four hours. By the time we finished, my christmas was all kringled.

Let’s not and just live together!

Let’s Eat. Drink and be Marry

You wish I are marry?

“Goin’ to the chapel and we’re/Gonna get merried….”

This shirt no verb

Let’s about to happy!

Show me the other side first

Engrish on ice.

Let’s Christmas party.
Let’s drunk!

CAUTION: More people are caused by accident over the Christmas New Year period, than at any other time.

deck a halls!

♫Deck the tills with loads of lolly♫

Dingaling, dingaling, ding ding ding.

If you’re having Engrish problems, I feel bad for you son .
I’ve got 99 problems but a Merry ain’t one .

Can you happy?

We’re the only two eyeless albino elves here at the North Pole, it’s like we were made for each other!

This was also the Starbucks 2011 Christmas slogan in the West. It’s totally intentional. However, I don’t know if we should be happy about this.

As SquirmyWormy already pointed out, this was our (I worked with starbucks at the time) slogan in Canada and the US as well. Drove me up the wall.

Let’s Merry…and then melt…