We love use

Nothing compares to a good Knock Ball.

Maximum speed: four TPM (teeth per minute).

This won’t hurt a bit

It is a little known fact that brushing one’s teeth is one of the most stressful actions in the average person’s life.

Just get a good rest every thirty minutes or so

Did you know that you cannot pee straight whilst brushing your teeth?

Dear Guest,

As you can see, there’s nothing left inside of the package except of a bit of air. The tooth brush has been used, so you can finally relax.

Hotel Management

Please relax slowly. Relaxing quickly is prohibited.

If you knock ball while brushing your teeth, you are doing too many things at once.

Curse you, instructions! While I was relaxing, the tooth brush escaped!

“There is no spoon.”
“The cake is a lie.”
And now someone stole the damn toothbrush.

If you become a nervous wreck while using this toothbrush, the bellboy will knock your balls, so slowly, take a deep breath and relax.

Slowly, please relax, and use this toothbrush to manipulate your prostate.

If tooth brush is missing, please relax your teeth until a replacement is provided.

Sleep or R.I.P.?

this toothbrush talk too much

Warning: Please don’t use the toothbrush in the wrong mouth.

Brush too vigorously and you’ll look rabid.

Stimpy: Now slow down and relax, Commander…
Ren: *grabs toothbrush* One step closer and I’ll use this, man!!!

Coming soon to a hotel room near you

It should’ve read . . .

TOOTH BLUSH
Thank you fol use. Srowry, prease rerax.

This isn’t a toothbrush, its an individually wrapped disposable plastic knife. This won’t clean my teeth at all!

I guess this isn’t a Sonicare toothbrush!

don’t worry baby, i’ll be gentle. but you might climax before i finish cleaning your molars

Use all have a good day.