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Worst thing since caffeine addicts
posted on 8 Nov 2012 in Menus
Nothing better after a night on speed…
Photo courtesy of Courtney and Oren.
Found at a hotel in Tokyo, Japan.
(168 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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They come with beards
When ordering this, the waiter will play “Freak on a leash” from Korn on the audio system.
A corn freak is a member of a field regiment and holds the rank of kernel.
I wonder if they also serve Porn Flakes, as an alternative?
Beware of corn freaks; any one of them may be a cereal killer.
– A menu to drink, please.
If you’ve had enough of corny menus, this one will freak you out.
Something takes a part of me… ¥400 to be exact.
What is so special with “American Coffee”? Is this the American who ate the Corn Freaks?
Corn Freaks : An important part of an unbalanced breakfast.
Monsanto was there.
Excuse me, but I’d appreciate it if you’d stop insulting us Iowans!
Better a Corn Freak than a Schizophrenic Meet.
Corn freaks, lend me an ear.
Aw shucks.
They like to stick the ears in their own ears.
“I AM CORNHOLIO!”
400 Yen?! They should only be a buck-an-ear!
Sometimes the corn muffins come out disturbingly misshapen.
Gettin’ my freak on!
a.k.a. Children of the Corn
♪♫ teenage mutant ninja kernels… ♪♫
Made by Kernel Sanders.
Hmmm. I should have said Kernal Sandals.
The price tags seem freaking even more people out than the corn
Personarry I rike waffres or glanora.
Must be Korn fed.
This must be a fancy place to eat.
$4 USD for a slice of toast, and $10.25 USD for a cup of coffee !
Q. By all means how many kinds of Corn Freaks you have and are they made with subject matter??
A. Recipe in Book of Swill