My favorite slogan

No it’s a t-shirt

Could it be oil

No lubrication required, then.

Part of the new Secretions fashion collection.

Advertising a Korean version of Grease, the musical?

Next one, ‘A white sticky stuff’.

That’s amazing!

If only all stains spelled out what they were like that!

Oily Couture

This laundry is ISO9001 certified.

Oily to bed
Oily to rise

Now you can remove that oily substance . . .
But very slowly to a saxophone solo.

♩ ♪ Oily You … ♫

An oily substance that spreads easily.

It’s Popeye’s girl friend, and mother of their lovechild, Legume.

It puts the oily substance in the container of interwoven material
or else it gets the long flexible tube again.

Uh… do you use it… to cook? 😳

If she turns around, we’ll all sebum.

Smells like white spirit.

She’s looking for aN “oily bo-hunk”. (16 Candles)

Ok-KY.

Get Oily! Don’t clean

Oooh I love Taboo™
Fish?
Grease?
Is it a trick question? Is it Oil!?

She must be one of those Lebel Gleasers.

Someone needs to switch detergent brands.

BP sold these souvenir shirts about a year and a half ago.

Yes, miss…I think I will take the massage with happy ending!

How appropriate, the ads on the side of the page are for Tide detergent.

Like I always said, “the squeaky t-shirt gets the oily substance”

Must be a female oily thing

Hi God ♥ ♥ ♥

Where is

an oily

my girlfriend

She’s the oily girl I ever loved!

Certified to the SAE 30 standard.

At least it doesn’t say “Condensed Milk”. (The supposed meaning in Chinese of a t-shirt one lady wore.)

The oily bird gets the worm.Heh, heh.

Refers to the guy wearing it . . .

I’m on Team Viscous Matter

Gilbert & Sullivan à la carte.

Q, What part of Popeye the Sailor-man never gets rusty?

A. The part he puts in Olive Oil.

The model is named Sally Dressing.

Can you believe she got mad when I threw a bucket of Speedy Dry on her?

A Garlic Salami perhaps?

She was in the army, but got an oily discharge.