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Spoonerize me, baby!
Lobotomy!
Batteries not included
Judging from the name, the toy probably changes into something that makes absolutely no sense.
Oh, a sportscar- I get it! Where’s the one that will give me duelling scar on my face?
More Than Meats.
The Eye.
Add water and it framstorns into sport scar.
Frams Torners, more meat in my eyes.
Frams Torners, sportscars in the skies.
So creative … only exchange T and N with F and M
Just pan to the right to see Torn Framsers Kiddie Car with Kung Fu grip.
Just like the name, the product is a jumbled mess. It is neither possible to make a robot nor a sportscar from this, only something in between.
Fame Torners. Guarantee to damage your fame in no time.
Brought to you by Bashro.
These Frams Torners are dangerous – the package has been obviously damaged.
From the inside.
From the company that gave you the Hully Potter and Cirates of the Parribean action figures.
Fram’s pancakes aren’t bad either.
♫Jose can’t you see?♪
I can’t wait to see Dork of the Moan.
Starring Lia SheBourf and Fegan Mox, directed by Bichael May. Tent it Roday!
…but this time it’s a car disguised as a robot!
Keep an eye for our next line of action figures, Waste Bars!!
The movie Michael Bay should have made.
You will have fots of lun with this if you’re dyslexic.
ButoAots Vs CecptiDons
‘Toys”R”Ass’ strikes again.
Look for The Empire Bikes Strack line, too.
Close, but no scar.
I want Poptimus Rime, leader of the Rot-o-Aughts.
See, just like the toy, you can rearrange the name!
Get them all!
Rants Formers!
Farm Snorters !
Norms Rafters!
Farts Morners
Ferns Mortars
Mr Snot Farers
Smart Forners
Frams Torners, More than Copyrights!
it’s a sports car! no wait it’s an autobot! no wait now it’s a floor wax… and a desert topping!
The Mattel Home Lobotomy kit. For those do it yourself Indian home lobotomy handymen.
I spove Loonerisms!
Hey look, it’s BumbleBee!
Crap, that didn’t work…
I’m glad that they didn’t change the name to “Trans Exuals”
@d17nk: Somebody must have made that toy- Rule 34!
someones goin’ to get sued
Now hats off gamies & lentleden . . .TRUE framstornation (!!)
GODAMMIT MICHAEL BAY!
Toy for vranstestites?
The Lysdesic Sotiety’s Woy of the Teek.
Now where did I see this one…
https://engrish.com/2011/11/obviously-a-decepticon/
Mentlegen.
My favorite is Tegamron!
Autocons and Deceptabots?
Run Scooby!