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Gee, these Ruses and Daifodils are wonderfil!
Just don’t make a trit of yourself then
If you mess up “L” and “R” and don’t get it right
You will end up on this site
You may even achieve briss.
Brossom, frowers that broom in the spling.
I already dressed in my favorite way, but I still Groomy … help me brow away the feeling!!
Nah – blown brouse is too groomy.
Here’s your very favourite brossoms of loses. Will you mally me?
You will be brown away with Frowel Powel!
I hope my horny will be blown away.
Made by ‘Groom Of The Loom’
Me and my bro are going to wear this shirt together.
No homo, just bromance!
Yes, she has a big brossom.
Let a thousand flowers broom.
Stinkweed of my soul.
If your Gothic and like gloom.
I consign you to your doom.
Fashion is the Milacle Glow of my heart
Wasn’t Brossom the skunk in Bambi?
.. and I applove this message.
http://www.english.com
I thought they said “. . . Groomy feeling will be Brown away.”
Actually! I prefer my women undressed. That really blows my gloomy away. But it doesn’t do much for my horniness.
Mayim Biarik does not approve.
Tonight , on a vely special Brossom…
…Brossom has gloomy feeling because best fliend Six has begun smorking.
♫The frowers that broom in the spling tla ra♪
goss rori
They need a lesson in lallation. Repeat after me:
Brossom of my healt.
If you dless up youl vely favolite way,
Groomy feering wirr be brown away.
Your grade: 10%.
Tonight Mayim Biarik in a very speciar Brossom: Wirr Brossom evel get raid? Plospects rook doubtfur. Solly, Brossom!
Oh man, the Japanish version of Blossom! I ruve it!
And the appre of my eye!
It’s almost a poem.
“Those aren’t condoms Mr. Roosoe, they are baroons for a party.” -Six
“Rooooh!” Joey
Lomance isn’t dead!