Comes with rancid tea

I just want to puke with this.

Stinks which ever way you want

Don’t get the Poo Poo Platter.

Could I get that with disgusting stench instead of offensive odor? And a diet coke, please.

Can I have squid with ordinary ink instead of st-ink?

Sorry, our fridge broke down about a month ago…

The squid ran out of under-tentacle deodorant.

It’s Nose Holdin’ Good.

Putrescence : It’s what’s for dinner.

No offense taken. Nothing a deodorant and a lighter can’t fix.

Our squid is guaranteed to have been rotting for at least five days in plain sunlight.

What did you expect from a place that paints it’s menu on the side of a dumpster?O

I’ll have durian for dessert.

At least it’s truthful. I wonder if there’s a sign outside asking people to please vote for the Oppressive Despot Party candidate.

”Waiter! There’s too much squid in my odor!”

All guests in unison:
”Squid, squid, squid, odor and squid, squid, squid, squid, squid, squid…”

His face
Was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh and OMG
Squid smelled so nice
Burma-Shave

(You have to think about this. Hint: Burma)

Truth in advertising laws have come to Myanmar.

Jingle bells, some squid smells, a hundred miles away…

Offense accepted!

Would you like some wilted shrimp chips with that?

We’ll charge you extra if you say we should be sorry.

Anyone want to take a crack at a re-translation? (It’s Thai, right? Burmese script looks like a string of soap bubbles.)

First we tear gas you, then you eat. It’s the Burmese way.

“I hate to be difficult, but do you suppose that the chef could go light on the offensive odor? I’m on a low-odor diet.”

This is taking truth in advertising a little too far…

Love that. I’n sure they are selling that out because of their honesty

Waiter, take this back! The odor told me I was fat!

The squid has been down-voting on this page.

Who do I complain to about the dirty fork ?

It’s probably a direct translation. You’ll hear sellers hawking Smelly Tofu in China, with the emphasis on the smelly.

It’s probably a direct translation. You’ll hear sellers hawking Smelly Tofu in China, with the emphasis on the smelly.

Squid: tastes like chicken, but smells like catoblepas.

The three levels of bad odor: Stinky, Nauseating, and Offensive

Script is Thai. The first item on the menu is “Pad Grapow” (Chillies and Thai basil leaves stir-fried). Burmese script is very, very different.

Would you like puke with that?

Would you like puke with that?

This is Thailand, not Burma

Offensive odour. Why would it be offensive? Like…???