We are also upgrading our restrooms!

OK, here’s the deal: if you throw in some new exciting skins, better UI and expanded connectivity, the incontinence issue will be forgotten. Just please don’t experiment too much!

Just take this pad with our compliments

I have no problem with incontinence because of my weather-sealed body.

Perhaps they should go easy on the complimentary glasses of water…

At least they’re polite and self defecating.

– Waiter, I want you to upgrade my Korean BBQ to continental Engrish BBC version!

I don’t mind if they’re only temperately closed, it’s the cold weather that causes my incontinence.

“temperately closed” (owner is in rehab).

I’ll have the Korean Cuisine Service Pack 2 and a bottle of Pepto Bismol, please.

OK, so Korean BBQ is off my bucket list…

We’ve got some really exciting new menus. Unfortunately the food is just as dull as ever. Please pardon us, as we forgive your incontinence

No worries . . . we mind our own business. We won’t patronise on your incontinence ^_^

When I found out the restaurant was closed, I have to admit I was pissed and lost my temperate.

When they reopened, the air conditioner was on full blast.

It’s OK Kim. Now you’re closed, you won’t be causing me any incontinence.

See, this is why you should *always* carry some Pepto with you to barbecue joints.

Updated restaurant takes all your cache.

We’ll open tentatively, but we really may not open, but, then again we may, or instead we may half open, but, of course we are not sure about it, possibly we will tell you when we know ourselves, however we may not, and even if we are open we may not be serving food, for we are very tentative aout it all.

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE IF YOU ARE INCONTINENT!!

We don’t want you peeing or crapping over our nice new restaurant.

Can’t wait for those new funny menus!

You’re welcome. Now where’s the bathroom?!!

The “new look” is from mopping up.

Something tells me my body isn’t in the mood for Korean BBQ tonight…..

…..and tomorrow night isn’t looking good either……..

I cant wait for the updated cuisine!

We will open tentatively. If the total discharge across all customers exceeds ten liters per hour, we will have to close again.

I suggest to take the diuretic tea off the menu, and while you’re at it, the laxative chocolate cake too.

I also apologise for my incontinence.

I’d crap myself…….but I can’t it’s too exciting!

– Thank you for calling Kim’s BBQ.
– I understand you have reopened. Can I make a reservation for 8:00?
– Possibly….

Well at least they apologized for me being pissed off.

I thought that said February 97th