Anywhere but daycare!

use the towel instead

It’s just like a toilet bowl – pee straight into it.

Look Ma! No hands!

Wasn’t that a Tom Petty song?

Grond Zero

Do not pee and walk at the same time.

Do not poo either.

There is a five meter NPZ (No-Pee-Zone) around daycare.

Brilliant. As soon as the kids learn to read there should be no more accidents. Except those of the other sort…

Women allowd?

@coffeebot – I think it was a Petula Clark song. (You’re probably too young to remember her).

That daycare has to used to be a peeing attraction before …

A good policy would be to not even unzip around a daycare. Otherwise you will have to register.

@ Silly Uncle Willy – “♫Don’t pee in the subway darlin’ . . . ♪”

@ Silly Uncle Willy & Take – “♫Don’t poo in the pouring rai-a-a-in’ . . . ♪”
….

Ok, then we could pee arond nightcare

Tell that to the Tomcats.

Anyone caught peeing around daycare will receive a five minute time-out and no storytime, including the children.

The sad thing is, other than the misspelling, that’s not Engrish. Someone saw the need for such a sign and made it.

Individuals who urinate from their navels are prohibited in this area.

Inside is fine.

If you pee through your navel, seek medical advice. Maybe from ‘Nightcare’.

Are you exempt if you have uromycetisis?

Or you get time out which won’t work either. And who or what is arond..Just wondering.

He pees from his torso!??

@Sparky: why, Arond was the master of Rivandell, son of Aärendil and Awing. After the War of the Ring he opened a day care center.

I don’t care about daycare.

You don’t want to be accused of being a peetophile!

Does peeing in diapers count? If so, I foresee hard times for the daycare…

Do not pee a stead stream either. Use spurts.

Then how are we supposed to mark the daycare?

Disobey this sign and urine real trouble.

Remember what happened to Dale Arbus, the dental assistant in the movie Horrible Bosses?

This is what happens when some people try to walk and chew gum at the same time.

♫ Pee like an Egyptian. ♪

seriously guys, dont. ok, just dont

How else would you translate it? it says “do not pee around daycare.”

It’s a warning sign for drunken and retarded none-koreans that pee around the daycare.

Nothing Engrish about it.

caution, moving and peeing at the same time is dangerous please watch your step. thank you!