Will that be low-fat or regular?

“I’ll have a medium, cream and sugar, and the petite blonde with the blue tank top.”

Blonde or brunette

Normally she would be hot, but she’s cold to anyone who tries to get close.

It looked so hot & tasty but turned out to be stale, dry and well past it’s used by date

No, no, no… I asked for a Short and this is a Venti.

I’ll have ice coffee with sfimmed milf in a Pepsi can. Thanf you.

…Together at last!

I like the Mirinda cans !

Waiter, Plain milf, please

file under CILD: coffee i’d like to drink

If I drank lemon juice instead of lemon ade I would need thirst ade.

Shaken, not stirred.

This IS the true wonder 3in1 coffee, with amasing properties!
Antioxidant, refreshing, stress releaving, calories burning, immunity boosting…and to make it even better, you get the juice and mineral water included in the price. Green young beans with mature hot blonde and plenty of ice is best imo, but I would try once a well roasted black with no sugar too.

Can I have 2 iced coffees with MILFs…hold the ice coffee please.

Jao som. Qer com?

I thought MILF was a middle aged luscious female

…no, an iced coffee with milf….i mean, a coffee with breasts……uh, what i meant was,. i’ll take it black like my ladies……

See the cans on that Pepsi?

All leftovers from the war including the MILF.

I thought Stifflers mom came with a single malt scotch.

Got MILF? (can’t believe no one said that yet)

I hope it comes with Stacy’s Mom.

cold coffee with a hot mama!

*ahem* that barrista is my Mom

Can I get the ice on the side?

You say Ice Coffee with MILF, we say Bitch

ice coffee with milf….priceless

Wait a min! I don’t think it’s a mistake. Must be from one of those “sexy cafes” similar to those found all over the place in California’s Little Saigon.