Better get extra fuses

Just like lightning.

French fries with that.

On other news, 13 business men staying at a popular Shanghai hotel were rushed to the local emergency department last night with electrical burns to various parts of their anatomy. Hospital staff indicated that there had been some confusion about the correct usage of a certain appliance installed within the mens’ rooms. One victim is understood to be pursuing legal action against the hotel for what he described as ‘blatantly false advertising’. Hotel staff were not available for comment.

Well it certainly does blow.

I need the instructions please!

That’s a lovely looking taser!

Vibrator?

Included with infatable girlie doll.

WARNING! ITEM TO BE USED TO INFLATE GIRLFRIEND DOLL ONLY.

NOT TO BE USED FOR ANY OTHER PURPOSE.

It makes your hair stand on end!

So that’s what the Sith hide up their sleeves.

That neatly explains the major blackout (!!)

And the crowd stood shocked from the deminstration….

Sounds like a weapon for a golden-age comics super-villain.

Don’t bother with a leaf blower to clean up the yard. You can blast those leaves to atoms with the Electricity Blower!

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the power grid.

I love how the electricity blows through my hair…

Looks shocking!

-DON’T TASE ME BRO!
-it’s not a taser, sir…
-… well then… carry on…

I find it disturbingly appropriate that one of the Chinese characters has an “X” in it.

Ooops! I just blew it!

That’s got to hurt the lips!

Future Gadget Electricity Blower!

Miniature Tesla coil?