Looking for the soft rest room

I’m feeling a little flacid myself.

First you get rigid in the lounge, then you get soft after a few drinks and move to the next lounge.

If you stay in the rigidity waiting lounge for more than four hours, search immediate medical advice.

soft for the quick, rigidity for the dead

Please be considerate to your fellow guests and observe our ‘No crowding policy’ whilst in the rigidity lounge

The guy in the figure looks like he’s only one quarter rigid. I wonder if he’ll be allowed in?

Don’t forget your complimentary kleenex.

If I see a girl in miniskirt, I will wait in the Rigidity side.
I will go to the restroom and move to the Soft side afterwards.

The floor is throbbing.

Sit back to back and wait for rigidity

Actually it’s two classes of sleeper carriages for long journeys

Poor Goldilocks is out of luck!

Considering my wide stance, I think I’ll need the rigidity lounge or rest room or whatever.

Rigor Mortis.

Just wondering . . . why the one on the left is not labelled “Softness Waiting Room”

@SF. If you can stay in the Rigity Lounge for more than four hours, you are qualified to give advice, rather than receive it.

Welcome to the Sperm Bank. Please complete the registration form in one of our two waiting rooms that suits your current status.

Honey, I’m going to the lounge and wait for my rigidity.

Viagra available upon request…

This is almost certainly a railway station. There are 2 basic railway classes in China, Soft and Hard, for both daytime and nighttime travel. Soft equates to 2nd Class and above, Hard Class is 3rd Class. The computer that translated the Chinese to Engrish must have a severe case of pliapism.

The viagra clinic waiting rooms

excuse me sir, where is the frigidity waiting lounge? I am neither of these.

Is this rigidity in your pants or are you just happy to see me?