No run of the mill babies

I’m the stud bull

Not much chance to make ANY babies if you wear that t-shirt, especially if it’s over a peach-coloured-short-sleeved shirt

… good babies… but with no heads…..

I practice every chance I get.

I will go halves with you making one.

Hmm. On second thoughts, it appears as though they may be mutants.

There are thousands of babies born ever minute. That means, right at this very momentt, there sre millions of people havinf sex. How come I am not getting any of it. ;(

It’s just that sometimes even good babies turn bad.

Where can you buy “It’s a manikin!” cigars and chocolate bars?

Now you know where crash test dummies come from.

Sorry. You can shirt this have and I will babies my own rent!

The XXXXL version says “I ATE GOOD BABIES”

But to make good babies, I need a good manufacturer to have a good time.

Will somone make me (a) good head prease?

She gets by with a little help from her friends

…but poor fathers

Just the thing to wear at the sperm bank.

@Fraqnk Burns. AWW! I thought you wanted a little head.

Finally, I want to be Engrish, the t-shirts. You can enter and reenter the inventory?

Never tell a genie that you want a little head.

In all honesty the original caption bears a striking resemblance to a russian videogame qoute. The game is nightwatch.

How you like your babies?

Answer: Well done.

Jim-Bob Duggar’s favorite T-shirt

Come see me when you’re making great babies.

Do they make these in childrens’ sizes?

Cause there arent enough asians already