Ew, that’s not tinsel

I’m feeling turgid already.

You’ll be needing that for the hos

Well, if it only happens once in a year…

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, Santa?

It’s time to put on my Santa hat and show the ol’ lady my North Pole.

Hey, ho!

Can’t say that I’m dreaming of a white Christmas here…

Now that’s a Yule log of a different colour!

Err. I will if yule.

If you decorate your cake with that prickly holly again, it’ll be a Ho Ho Ho for me.

I am VERY pleased to see you

Tis a sign outside the lingerie shop

With my luck, it would be a headache.

Clubbed with the Christmas Member …er… I mean … Member of the Christmas Club.

Have yourself a throbbing little Christmas

Just do it!

@FatKenny. At my age now, it is mainly a South Pole.

Ever get the feeling that Japan is just messing with us?

santa horminess

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime ….

“Every time someone orgasms, a devil gets his wings”
From the XXX-Mas Special It’s a Wonderfully Throbbing Life.

…I feel so dirty now! :-O

Was Dancer and Prancer Gay?
Throb on Rudolf.

I’m looking forward to the delightfully spasming Valentines Day.

‘Merry Christmas’ spelled correctly … ?!

Clearly that’s not a gun in your pocket

But does santa go down a hole

Eros does that

Christmas should come earlier.

Santa cums but once a year.

Dear Santa, I tried to be good, but naughty feels so nice.

Indeed, after the new year when I see the Visa bill!!!

Q. What’s red, hot, and throbbing, and goes between your legs.

A. A Honda motorbike.

THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH

Agreed, the wages are terrible.

It’s the working conditions that get you in.

@Eecekio. Hanunuaboi namona, taubada. Oi namo? Kio? Momokani.

Regards……Kiobada.

Then Marry Christmas and have many Happy New Christmases!

@Marum. Is this a rerun.

You used to post here as Eccekio a couple of years ago. The same pen name as you used to use on the old “Tokpisin Chatroom”.

That was when Jenny named you Kiobada. Sampela kio istap. 🙂

Bahmahuta taubada…Gooma.

I can feel it in my baubles.

Tingle balls, tingle balls, tingle all the way…

Santa knows where all the bad girls live.

If your Christmas is throbbing for more than three hours, go see a doctor immediately.

Aiyo Gooma. Long taim mi subim “usi” bilong han bilong Jenny. Em I kisim save, mi no wanpela kio.

Jenny em I tok. Olsem wanem Emmy holim dispel usi bilong yu, em bikpela tumas.Kio bilong sampela kongkong, em I liklik tru.

Yu kisim gutpela Krismas wantok. Na kisim hamamas long Niu Yia.

Bahmahuta poro….Kiobada.

Makes Tinseltown seem even less attractive, if that’s possible.

I’ll be coming down your chimney Christmas Eve.

And once the flue is cleaned out, we’ll have sex!