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Hermetically sealed to the public
That’s right, no using this conveniently-hung noose to bring to justice.
Photo courtesy of Daam Nillan.
Found in Ji-An, Taiwan.
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Where will our olympic dabbling team train now?!?
Sealed befor hanging
Please note, the hung noose is for University authorities use only. Anyone who brings to justice will be brought to justice.
However, you are allowed to carefully fall into it.
Dong Hwa University, a place hermetically closed to the national justice where gallows are still used everyday.
Method of use:
1. Take the noose
2. Bring to justice carefully
Swim but must know at sin.
Dabble at your own risk.
The rules are airtight. Don’t fight against it. đŸ˜€
Justice prevails!
This is a justice-free zone. The National Dong Rules OK!
Cowboy: Hey, this stuff is made in New York City
Posse: NEW YORK CITY???
WARNING: Not properly dressed and dabbling person, hanging in the swimming area, will be bring to justice.
Hermetically, I can still do gold mining and alchemy here.
This is a Batman free zone.
Those privileges are strictly for the university….
Hang’em Low
I know Statutary Authorities are allowed to decide on and administer their own laws and penalties….But isn’t trhis a bit extreme?
OK! We will give you a fair trial and hang you afterwards.
What the Chinese text actually translates to:
Strictly Forbidden
Swimming, Fishing, Boating, Playing in the Water, Violators will be prosecuted by law.
By National East China University
Don’t try this at home. We have our own sppecially trained Hermets.
*Now for you own convenience: Justice Do-It-Yourself. Feel free to use the hang-rope below (at your own risk)
No swimming in the dabbling brook.
The Lone Ranger had chased Terrible Ted for many moons, when alas Ted made it across the river and, therefore, could never be brought to justice…
Launch every ‘Zig’ for great justice.
Take off every swimming fishing boating dabbling.
Or bring to great justice.
You know what you doing.
noose looks too large for most dongs
I just want to dibble a little. who do i need to speak with?
Those caught dabbling in witchcraft will be burned at the stake. All others, hung.