Thoroughbread

But pretty heavy on the butter.

I hear that their Golden Shower uses only natural colours, too

Okay…I’m blanking. Wasn’t there another engrish about toast?

Hannibal is not pleased.

just pop it in the toacter oven!

Well, we all know what Dr. Lecter would dress these toasts with.

This tastes like colorectal fat. But good.

Can I have mine smotherd in chloette?

High in diectary fiber.

Eat it and you will get the Golden Fleece.

Cholecterol free toast from the sea? Sounds fishy, to me.

No alchochol, either?! *hic*

I’m a baseball card cholecterol, how ’bout YOU all?

It may be old and cold, but it’s from the choicest waters right off the coast of Santorini.

With no cholecterol, I am unlikely to get a heart attask.

♫La bella chloesterol,
La toasto agean♫
La, la, lala ♫♪♫♪

@Silly Uncle Willy – Is this what you’re thinking of?
https://engrish.com/2010/01/we-are-breads/

@Silly Great research mate. Either you have afine mind, or the prsent o0ne is full of useless crap.:)

It doesn’t have Cholecterol…. but it does have electrolytes, which plants crave.

Agios athanatoast, have mercy on us!

This is manufactured in the same area where there has bee a rash of ask murders.