We are all mountain grown…

What do you call a cross between a bean and a cow.

I’m not quite firm interest what they’re saying here…

Made from real Arabs ??!!

( So glad I didn’t order the Kentucky Mash ! )

I’ll have the soylent decaf macchiatto.

Judging by the color of my skin, I would have to say I’m far more “freshest dairy ingredients” than coffee beans.

I thought I was made from snips and snails and puppydog tails

This must be decaf, my interest is flaccid.

Mr. Bean owns this shop!

People is soylent coffee.

Well, that explains my mocha complexion!

-how’s it taste?
-eh, varies from person to person

wondering what’s written under “What’s More,”

Sugar and spice: And everything nice…

You are, what you drink!

Juan Valdezisan approves.

Oy, this is why I always tell you not to let Cindy hang around those Arabicas, Hermann! We should find her a nice French-Vanilla boy fast before she marries a gentile!

Thank God I’m made from the finest beans – I’d be really depressed if I wasn’t.

Sugar and spice, and everything nice,
that’s what little girls are made of.
Everyone else, arabica coffee beans.

Guess my mommy lied…:( I really don’t know what to believe about the moon now…

This coffee helps me focus on my coffee