I’ll keep an eye out for another bottle

The instructions on the back are in Braille.

If you want face transplant, try our heavily balance face removal cream.

Of course, it’s not so light with a spoon.

And how am I supposed to put them back?

Also called ‘Face Off’

As long as it leaves the nose and ears alone I’ll be happy.

This way I can always keep an eye on you, my dear…!

Do have something that takes care of the entire mouth?
Put me down for a five gallon bucket and a roller.

Speak no evil, see no evil.

When I want my eye removed I’ll get a Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.

Been looking for one of those – I figured I can just start over and have an artist draw an anime face on my blank canvas. Where can I get this?

Those pesky peepers need to go!

What about Butt Remover? I’ll need five gallons of it too.

It’s perfect for all those wishing to achieve that glamorous “bowling ball” look.

Go for the eyes Boo… got for the eyes!

I had annoyingly green eyes until I tried this and got B&W… Thank you lip & eye remover!

Kiss your kisser goodbye.

This is actually a mixture of turpentine, benzene and acetone. It only works on cartoon characters.

As recomended by Oedipus Rex

That’s great for kids with potty mouths.

Great! I don’t have to turn off the light and kiss my husband before I go to bed!

Give us wink, darlin’ !

Comes in handy if you work for the North Korean Police.

When going under the knife just isn’t an option, try Easy Off Eyes. You’ll see the results almost instantly, or not.

Why the blank face?

Trying out face remover could end up in a face off.

Specially formulated for men with naggy wives — ear remover

lightly gel type so much better than the cream…

This is what they do in animal lab product testing everyday..
time to stop animal testing for the ugly face of beauty..

I tried on my ex–never worked!

bleach and lye procuct remove your unwanted face

You’re sure to be lipped off