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Aristocrat glasses on top floor
Glasses for the masses
Glasses for the riff raff
Hi, do you have any Smash the Bourgeoisie contact lenses? The arms of my Maoist Workers Paradise bifocals have broken
We can absolutely guarantee you will not look outstanding.
Our eyewear is revolutionary. French revolutionary.
Glasses without fanfare
Elton John doesn’t shop here.
This shop must be affiliated with the So So hair salon.
Common People Glasses are made of people!
They didn’t know that the distinguished people glasses are just called “Monocles”…
So that’s why the Clark Kent disguise is so effective.
These glasses make all women look beautiful, and all men look like Brad Pitt. Better than “beer glasses”.
Man the Plebeian masses have it made: first they get breaks at work and now they get glasses to correct their vision! WHERE WILL IT END!
Oh no sir, we cant help you. You might want to try Pesant Glasses across the tracks…
Join Fashion’s race to the middle!
Why look Distinguished when you can be Indistinguishable ?
This place stinks! They told me to take my 7′ three legged son with one eye, twelve fingers and a hump to the Uncommon People Glasses shop!
Ah, the proletariat making spectacles of themselves.
I mean, for themselves.
Amish endorsed, helping you stay plain
I see people. Common people.
“… ’cause everybody hates a tourist.”
Next stop: Vulgar Foot Wear.
These glasses are so so… so wonderfull !!
Come on, people…!
Aristocrats deserve another type of glass — magnifying glass
No Princesses or Divas please!
You commoners have glass , Us important people use diamonds..
Does it mean the champagne glasses are out of question?!
I will not buy this glasses. It is scratched.
who said that? i can’t see
China’s answer to Wal-mart Vision Centers.
Actually, the translation on this one is perfectly accurate. 🙂 Bai-Shin, literally “one hundred surnames/clans” is a common expression for “people”. So “common people” is perfect translation. 🙂
Ever since one of those blasted Common People’s Lenses moved in to town, my property value has decreased considerably. I’m going to have to relocate to a different side of town… hopefully next to an Aristocrat’s Lenses.
Kate Middleton dosen’t shop here anymore