He’s *hit his stride…

Like farting in a lift

The thing next to him is a walker.

You really don’t need the question mark.
There’s no doubt; I don’t want to experience it.

Is that a fart in your pants or are you just happy to challenge me?

Corporate management in Japan isn’t that different from the US after all.

Giardia: Turning cut wind into fast runs, worldwide

Well, that’s a new one. A hit-and-run farter with his own warning label.

It’s not that he runs fast so much as he’s propelled forward….

Better to be reading the front of that t-shirt.

I hate when I try to cut wind and it turns out to be fast runs. I don’t recommend the experience either.

Too many Mentos + Cut wind = Change of pants

Words to live by.

Win the Boston Marathon with the propulsive power of methane!

Surely those wind sprints of yours will knock the wind right out of me!

Haqppiness is a dry fart.

Bugger! I type like a dyslexic chimp.

dude multitasks… farts and hersey squirts in one go? that’s called efficiency

Can’t touch this.

That’s it. Run away from your own farts, but give others fair warning.

Not to worry. I have no intention of trying to experience this.

He must be wearing his Jho-Max CH4 jeans !

Also known as “crop dusting”.

I wonder if he’s seen Thunderpants?

Q.Why do farts smell?

A. So they can annoy deaf people too.

Ohh, so you’re asking me..?

If you can read his shirt caption, you are close enough to smell him.

Bio-turbo!