I wash, therefore I am
posted on 16 Mar 2011 in Signs
Because cleanliness is next to livingness…
Photo courtesy of Veronica Wieland.
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And if you don’t you can read the paper..
Everyone else: drop dead
Washroom of the Living Dead
(Not to be confused with Washroom II, III, IV or any of the Rob Zombie remakes.)
What if your employees have no lives?
Wash your hands and get a life.
Or else you will get the hose again!
I am the toilet manager AND the health audit representative and I am dead serious about this rule!
These people work for Martha Stewart
Throwing papers around the toilets is permissible.
Baptize, rinse, repeat.
Life! Give my creation life! Oh wait, not yet – his hands are filthy.
Talk about your dead end jobs…
All you need is a little soap and water to wash that zombie stench away.
Except for the vampire employees…
You can throw papers *into* the toilet, as long as you do it from outside.
Wash your hands, then live it up.
This gives new meaning to the term: job termination
All the employees are 39. After washing they will turn 40, when life officially begins.
Put it simply. We will kill you if you don’t.
Get busy Living or get busy washing…
“Hey…HEY! Get back here and wash your hands, Mr. Bon Jovi! This sign applies to living on a prayer as well!”
Of course they must wash their hands. It must be unclean on the Other side. Especially when they’re… well, Employees. Lets wash, now!
Judging from the fingerprints on the sign, this warning was sorely needed. So those who have no life would touch the sign before washing….or after??? yechh!!
Zombie’s can pee on their hands if they feel like it.
employees who don’t wash their hands will be fired and then executed
You haven’t lived until you’ve washed your hands here.
It’s a matter of lath-er death!
No soap, radio.
Sure, if you can call working at this dump “living”…
I got an idea: once upon a time, when they were dying (or when they were completely dead?) – employees WERE allowed to throw papers inside the toilet! But not outside the toilet, of course. So they had to pick them up lately – before living – and their hands were not claen…
Okay, I’m living in a minute.
Oh, believe me, you haven’t lived until you’ve washed your hands!
too bad, I really wanted to use toilet paper
brought to you by the the wash or die campaign
Can’t wash your hands if you’re not alive. Can’t do anything if you’re not alive.