A step up from the Pirates of the Carribean fungus

I’m confused which bird is in the soup.

The open space mountain bacterium tastes so much better than the closed space urban bacterium.

@Algernon: None! Neither of them typically grow in open space mountain bacteria environments….

Waiter! There’s an…umm….never mind.

This rare bacteria is only found at Space Mountain ride in Disney.

Space – The final bacteria!

Only one bacterium in each serve.

Open space, insert crow chicken.

Good evening madam, Good evening sir. We will start this evenings meal with chilled space mountain bacterium crow chicken soup. This will be followed by a choice of either lightly fried dork bowel with a jumbled citrus salad or steaming sausage party. Desert will be a selection of thong-served items from the boulangerie. Cheese, coffee, digestifs or a brisk stomach pump will close the evenings meal. Bon appetit.

The only soup that’s so popular it’s going viral.

Crow… it’s what’s for dinner.

Bacteria… The Other White Meat.

And for dessert I’ll have the penicillin pie.

I’m used to eating crow, but I draw the line at bacteria.

Wisely, they took Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride of Botulism off the menu.

(Psst….Caribbean has two B’s and one R.)

Wash your hands before, during, and after eating.

Open space bacterium explodes the crow chicken soup ?

“In open space, no one can hear you crow.”

Which English word corresponds to Chinese `36´?

Got me stuffed Captain.

Isn’t a Bacterium a camel with two humps?

Isn’t mountain camels a perversion?

Naw, I think I’ll have the EPCOT Center virus raven beef stew.

You have to be taller than a crow-chicken to order Space Mountain Bacterium.

Chicken soup is supposed to cure a cold, not give you one!

That sounds not right, I’d rather not risk eating fowl…

Menu from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Bacterium: the rear entrance to the cafeterium.

Somewhere in the open space, there was a Bacteria. It observed life around itself in general. One day, Bacteria noticed a mysterious Mountain Crow. Because Bacteria was still young, unexperienced and not very smart, it mistook Crow for a Chicken. The Crow told Bacteria it is a crow but the Chicken will arrive pretty soon. So it did. Bacteria was very happy and asked them if they would like to have some soup. They agreed, so they all went to a nearby lake and made a soup of themselves. That soup grew larger and larger and larger. They all lived… Read more »

What you don’t realise is that the menu servings are actually meant to be “open crow”, “space chicken”, “mountain soup” and “bacterium”.

Caught fresh from Open Space Mountain!

This surely is one crowded chicken soup. And it needs a vaccination.

Sorry, I’ll just have a beer duck (in open space).

Proper translation: Wild Mushroom and Black Chicken Soup

(blame machine translation… mushroom has same suffix as “germ / bacterium”, and the “black chicken” is an Asian breed with dark bone and dark meat, but “wu”, or “dark”, is same prefix as “crow”, or wu-ya. )