For external use only

Haha! Don’t mess with me!!!

Dexter’s new kitchen tool to easily share with a special someone in season 6.

It beautifully – and easily – uses it with salads to bleed for…..

Sharing injuries has never been easier. Thanks, Salad Tong!

and its full of holes too

Another example of Tong Warfare on our streets.

Till I found this it was so hard share an injury with a loved one. Now it’s so easy! Thanks Salad Tong!

I don’t wanna buy stocks, I just need something to toss my salad. Wait, that didn’t come out right…

It’s not a forking tong.

Food fight!

Caution: improper sharing of easy injury could result in injury.
[May contain salad.]

Nothing brings a family together faster than a swift beating.

How would you like a nice heaping spoonful of INJURY!

I salad tonged my friend, and she was so pleased she gave me a trip around the world. I buy two next time.

To easily share injury, insert salad tong into own eye, then poke other end of salad tong into other person’s eye.

Jam and blood wipe right off!

When you hurt yourself, and you want to share the injury, use our salad tong.

That is just weird.

@Algernon

Those hole reduce wind resistance so the hurting is more effortless to share.

We are sharing everything with you, from salad to injuries.
It is like that.
Salad Tong

Speed holes and all.

Order now and get a free skin scraper

But wait there’s more! The first 3 callers will get this limited edition Saw movie play set.

Woah! I submitted this picture like when, two years ago? 😀

That “tong” makes me think of 痛 = painful, because thats what it is.. whatever you use the utensil for.

“There is no spoon.”

It makes it, alright. Thanks for sharing.

A tong by any other name might actually be a holy spoon. It makes to share easy injury or else it gets the hose again!

Now you can share your easy injury!

It is a salad-driven, easy injury sharing, holy apparatus. It is make a pleasure!