Bets Tatsing!

Not to be confused with Italian Expresso.

♫ Country roat, ramène-moi à la maison …♫

Voloce Roat Motel … the roats check in, but they don’t check out.

Mairzy roats and dozy roats and liddle lambs drink coffee..

See ya mum, I’m off to sew my wild roats

♫ Hit the roat Jack,
And don’t you come back no more no more no more no more… ♪

When I was little I learned my multiplication tables by roats.

Those French sure did roats lots a them thar books ’bout histry, wine, and coffee.

“Hello Pest Control? My house is infested with roats.”
‘I’m sorry sir, but we can’t help you. However it may help to remember – All roats lead to Rome.’

That’s Flench I presumed?

that’s all she roat

Aussi, je voudrai la roatatooey, s’il vous plait.

Shouldn’t that read ‘flench loats’ in correct Engrish?

They roats it down wrong, on the package.

I’ll take creamer and roats in my coffee, please.

In France, oats and groats are cheaper than chicory

I’ll be having the Freedom Roats, thank you very much!

You know the French, they’ll cook anything, so if you go out to eat, don’t leave your roat with the maître d’

Although french may sound slightly fruitty, I wouldn’t go as far as saying that it roats.

I was looking for the London braille.