Crowd control to Major Tom
The order: Lambada!
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Found in Guangzhou, China.
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All your doughnut are belong to us.
And a very cute order it is.
Sob…He only went out to collect the noodles & next thing I know they had him up against a post with a blindfold on…
Is this an instruction or a description?
City government’s order to fix the traffic problem. It worked well, Look, there is no more traffic jam.
Our headline story tonight, city police have shocked the public by executing an order. Reports are streaming in of several officers actually doing as they were told, and following the direct instructions of a superior member of the force. Onlookers were baffled to see the police officers take a break from extorting bribes from fearful motorists and do some genuine policing work. The exact nature of the order and how it was executed remain unclear, but it seems to have involved food. In other news, police execute a border. The border was said to be an illegal immigrant from an… Read more »
Here in Australia, the Victorian police will execute anyone.
Engrish again. Not order but hors d’oeuvre
Today police executed several trays of hors d’oeuvres, several cartons of beer, thirty bowls of cocktail frankfurters, and an Aardvark.
police officer: “Are you ready to order?”
civilian: “Yes officer. I’ll have the Veal Marsala with braised vegetables and a baked potato.”
police officer: “Very good, sir. I’ll execute that order to the kitchen immediately.”
You are only allowed to order once daily and no more.
This all started because I removed the tag from the mattress. I knew it was wrong, but…
Acting on the order: optional.
Is this Tiananmen square?
Poor order, he was innocent I tell you.
“Gentlemen, let’s get something straight. The police aren’t in the streets to create disorder; they are in the streets to preserve disorder.” — Mayor Richard Daley (1968)
Police execute order, film at eleven.
i’ll have a cheezebergur
The Communist Party place an order. The police execute an order.
CITIZEN ENACT OBEY
One of the hazards of missionary work.
Can I have fries with that?
@Sparky 2217.
You can….But you nay mot.