Applas and Orangas.

I don’t care as long as they’re fruity.

-Man, I freakin’ LOOOOVE Christmas!!!
-Well, If you love it so freakin’ much, why don’t you freakin’ marry it?
-Hey, that’s a great idea! [starts writing letter to Santa]

You’re an apple!

I didn’t know they grow apples and oranges in North Pole.

In this day and age of non discrimination, because of sexual preference, I would have thought fruits could go wherever they wished.

Haha. All yiour gruits are belong to arse.

Try that again: All your fruits are belong to arse.

This is what happens when you get Jim Davis (Garfield’s artist) to do the graphics…

looks like santa found the fermented fruit

@phoenixx. As long as he didn’t find the forbidden fruit.

Is this why we hear so little of _Mrs_ Santa?

Yeah, Santa does look a bit amorous towards Christmas.

They’re growing fruit up at the North Pole? Global warming’s even worse than I thought! :-0

BTW, I noticed that Santa looks like a Jim Davis character. Maybe he’s trying to get Garfield to eat healthier this year? 🙂

… AND a benene!

It’s not his list, it’s a marriage license.

I now pronounce you man and holiday.

Check!

If you love Christmas so much, why don’t you marry it…

If I had a bag of fruit with a pic of Santa asking me to ‘marry Christmas’…

Translation: Santa’s injected all this fruit with surprise.

Who the hell gives 3 apples and an orange for x-mas? Douchebag Santa! Perhaps those also remove horniness (like many many CH products!

Marry who?