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Away in a menngar…
posted on 24 Dec 2010 in Stationery
Santa was found laying face-up, filled with lead and
impaled on a stick. Mrs Claus had no comment…
Photo courtesy of Briana Lamb.
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Maybe he took too much viagra.
lord christ jusses is king!
its one thing to have a long wood, it another to have your legs protruding out of your arm pits
Santa’s been impaled on the Festivus Pole !
Jusses must be Jusus’ evil twin.
The itsy, bitsy, Santa went up the water spout….
Away in a manager.
♫ Jusses is juss alright with me.
Jusses is juss all right, Oh yeah ♫
Lung time ugo in Buthleyhum,
So the Huly Bubble suy
Mury’s buy child, Jusses Chrust
wus burn on Chrustmus Day…
(I wish my computer could type musical notes)
Jussus will take away your sums!
@Lora. Here are some magical notes for you.♫ $5.00 $10.00 $20.00 $50.00 $100.00 ♪
Ulluluia!
Coming from the same manufacturer.
I think it was the…
ERASER!
…And they hung Saint Jusus Cluss on a cross, er, a cross-shaped pencil, well, on a pencil to die. And that’s how babies are made.
Let’s nativity!
In Japan, they sing ” Away in a manga.”
the holiday version of jose jalapeno on a sscchhtttttk
The Chrustiuns knew that the only way to defeat the evil robot idol Santa drones was to dismember their leader’s head, yank the wires, and impale it on a post as a warning to the invading hordes.
Yes, away in another manger Jussus was born… but people didn’t notice quite so much.