Or the elevator will get jealous…

They’re out of control! Stop them! For god’s sake somebody please stop themmmmmmm!

I have been walking on the stairs for half an hour, how come I can’t get into the shop?

♪♫ I feel the Earth move under my feet, I feel the stairs just a-slowin’ on, slowin’ on down…! ♫♪

If you don’t slon don, the stairs will get angry and becomes slippery.

Slow down? It doesn’t move at all!

Apart from the insane speed freak mid descent, the populace seem happy to comply. Maybe the white hot handrail on the right has something to do with it.

“And while your at it, if you could stop the room from spinning, that would be great too.” (collapses in a drunken stupor}

Wow, going up the stairs must be like riding a rocket.

If I lie down and hang on really tight, I can stop myself flying off the face of the Earth.

Folks, it’s called an ESCALATOR

I say Stairs ! Will you please slow down for me to climb up?

Long ago when wild stairs roamed the earth…

Us slow down the stairs?

Whats, you couldn’t do your job successfully?

Jane! Stop this crazy thing!

it’s bad boy baby… can’t stop, won’t stop… uh-uh, uh-uh *starts p-diddy dance*

The stairs have emergency stop button?
(like escalators)

For drunks, written by drunks.

My translation: “Please walk down the stairs slowly”