They’re out of control! Stop them! For god’s sake somebody please stop themmmmmmm!
Tong
13 years ago
I have been walking on the stairs for half an hour, how come I can’t get into the shop?
beechoak
13 years ago
♪♫ I feel the Earth move under my feet, I feel the stairs just a-slowin’ on, slowin’ on down…! ♫♪
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago
If you don’t slon don, the stairs will get angry and becomes slippery.
Gangster1
13 years ago
Slow down? It doesn’t move at all!
faulty wiring
13 years ago
Apart from the insane speed freak mid descent, the populace seem happy to comply. Maybe the white hot handrail on the right has something to do with it.
FatKenney
13 years ago
“And while your at it, if you could stop the room from spinning, that would be great too.” (collapses in a drunken stupor}
Jellychop
13 years ago
Wow, going up the stairs must be like riding a rocket.
Eccekio
13 years ago
If I lie down and hang on really tight, I can stop myself flying off the face of the Earth.
coffeebot
13 years ago
Folks, it’s called an ESCALATOR
emily2903
13 years ago
I say Stairs ! Will you please slow down for me to climb up?
jjhitt
13 years ago
Long ago when wild stairs roamed the earth…
demondude777
13 years ago
Us slow down the stairs?
Whats, you couldn’t do your job successfully?
Snufkin
13 years ago
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
RT
13 years ago
it’s bad boy baby… can’t stop, won’t stop… uh-uh, uh-uh *starts p-diddy dance*
Explorer09
13 years ago
The stairs have emergency stop button?
(like escalators)
They’re out of control! Stop them! For god’s sake somebody please stop themmmmmmm!
I have been walking on the stairs for half an hour, how come I can’t get into the shop?
♪♫ I feel the Earth move under my feet, I feel the stairs just a-slowin’ on, slowin’ on down…! ♫♪
If you don’t slon don, the stairs will get angry and becomes slippery.
Slow down? It doesn’t move at all!
Apart from the insane speed freak mid descent, the populace seem happy to comply. Maybe the white hot handrail on the right has something to do with it.
“And while your at it, if you could stop the room from spinning, that would be great too.” (collapses in a drunken stupor}
Wow, going up the stairs must be like riding a rocket.
If I lie down and hang on really tight, I can stop myself flying off the face of the Earth.
Folks, it’s called an ESCALATOR
I say Stairs ! Will you please slow down for me to climb up?
Long ago when wild stairs roamed the earth…
Us slow down the stairs?
Whats, you couldn’t do your job successfully?
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
it’s bad boy baby… can’t stop, won’t stop… uh-uh, uh-uh *starts p-diddy dance*
The stairs have emergency stop button?
(like escalators)
For drunks, written by drunks.
My translation: “Please walk down the stairs slowly”