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posted on 8 Dec 2010 in Signs
Trade those whiskers for vows!
Photo courtesy of J.P.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.
Bridal shaving is an actual procedure
offered in Japan to new brides.
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I hear in time marriage grows on too……
The groom is into kinky stuff…. so trim the mustache as well, make it V-shaped……
For the bearded women we all love.
Darling, I love you with all my heart, but I can’t walk down the aisle until you’re shaved. Let’s start with those eyebrows…
We will get married on 1st December, after she finishes “movember”.
But Honey, I love those mohair panties!
For when the groom dislikes the feel of razor stubble when he goes to kiss the bride…
Garter belt hitting a snag?
Be wary of a hairy cherry before you marry.
15,000 yen for a hair cut!
*LE:…. marriage grows on YOU, too……
Little did he know he was actually marrying a Wookie.
In sickness or in health, yes, but not with stubble.
From Hairy to Sally
Someone shaved my wife tonight. (apologies to Elton John)
Just a little off under the armpits please
And now we know that Babu The Dogfaced Boy is really a Babette.
something new, something old, something borrowed,something blue, something shaved….
When the husband to be refuses to mow the lawn….
NO! NO! Shaved girls slip off your face,
But! Asian women aren’t that hairy anyhow???
Might as well get in one last good shave. Because, as any guy can tell you, once they’re married the shaving stops.
Okay, the thousand or so clams for the dress you wear once, I can understand. Ditto for the $100 spent on the elaborate one-time hairdo. But this just takes the wedding cake.