No problem!

The teacher is very anal about the proper use of the past perfect tense.

Speech impediment? No problem! Just make sure to eat enough beans and onions, and we’ll teach you how to speak English with your butt.

You’ll know everything about body language.

Brings a new meaning to full of sh#t

It gives a whole new meaning to potty mouth and foul language. Maybe the old punishment of washing the mouth out with soap is not such a bad idea?

I’ve had about enough of all the s**t that comes out of your mouth, young man! We are taking you out of the Anus English Academy and sending you to military school.

Bah! The instructor isn’t all that good! Most of the time, he’s just talking out his a$$!

The sign says no problem with Anus harma but I’m not so sure.

“Uhmm, to whoever made the sign, the program says English *Recital*, NOT English Rectal!”

i’d like to take the oral english class in this anus academy

The place where they take them Engrish dictionaries and books and shove them up your a$$ !

English is suck a sh*tty language!

we will tell you how to use your dictionary as toilet paper

In some cultures talking out one’s ass doesn’t come naturally.

Where to go when you want to learn to talk like a real asshole.

An apostrophe! An Apostrophe! My kingdom for an apostrophe.

Bad grades? Up your A!

I studied there. The teacher’s an asshole.

The government didn’t realize the consequence when they hire Mr. Sharma who claim to have extensive teaching experience in ESL (English as a Sh*tty Language ) to head the education department . Now the whole country is in deep sh*t.

Uhh! Mr Sharma! We have a problem.

No wonder she looks so happy. She’s laughing her arse off.

EDIT: She’s laughing her Anu off.

Need to learn how to talk out of youass? How about lie your ass off? Contact us!

We care not only about your Engrish but also your hemorrhoid!

Brown eyed girl, come talk with me…

This is the bottom end of the English-teaching market

1st lesson: A for Assssses, B for Butt, C for Cuntry, D for Dog, E for Ejaculate, F for Fxxk, …… P for penetration, ……..

The line next to No Problem reads “Main Hoon Na” – it translates to “I’m with you”

Poor Anu. He – if nobody else – should know the how to use the possessive apostrophe-S.

“… know the how …” ??!!

And I should know the value of proof-reading !

Plurals: One Anu, two Ani, eg: Here is Anu. Anu has an anatomical abnormality. Anu has two Ani.

Possessives: The possessive form of Anu is Anus, eg: Here is Anu. Anu runs an English Academy. It is an Anus of an English Academy.

I see the mistake: It is meant to be Anus AND English academy. Your one stop shop for haemorrhoid repair and verb conjugation!

You can tell that the principal of the academy lets his ASSistant run the show most of the time.

Lends a whole new meaning to “Ripped Anu One!”

Please dont squeeze the Sharma.

this rusty sign board was placed in a hallway?

It’s Ms. or Mrs. Sharma … Anu is a common girl’s name in India.

Omg…lol …

I heard the teacher is an asshole

English? Should be Greek ….

Anus English originated from BUTTLAND… LOL

That explains the crappy language!