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Tight Dependence Engrish.
For the last time
posted on 3 Dec 2010 in Signs
After today I am retiring from the world of competitive spurting…
Photo courtesy of Ed, Mike, Felix, and Pete.
Sign found in Sapporo, Japan.
Originally posted 2003.5.1
(208 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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and make it good.
That is one hip snowman…. U can tell to, hes wearing a fez!!!
No thanks, I have a headache.
That’s not meltwater at his feet.
And suddenly Frosty the snowman disappeared.
I hate it when my snowman spurts.
That reminds me of the joke about the World Maturbating Champion.
At the World Masturbating Championship in Wankenheim – He came first and third.
All his Christmasses just came at once
So the rumours that Frosty is frigid are unfounded
I can see your snowballs!
…well, he didn’t start looking like a snowman.
Is that a snowman or a spurt-off participant?
i for some odd reason lost my urge for snowcones
Is that a snowball in your pocket, or…oh, wait, it’s gone…you WERE glad to see me!!
When the snowman is nervous, that’s a bad sign….
♪ ♫ “Frosty the Snowman knew the sun was hot that day,
So he said let’s run and we’ll have some fun
Now before I spurt away… ” ♫ ♪
He WAS a jolly, happy soul….
Some of us prefer not to Spurt off in public
I blame the snowballs
Is he crying or is that a bead of sweat from the effort of having to spurt without the aid of hands?
C’mon guys, this is on the Engrish.com 2004 calendar-poster. Yes, I still have it hanging up. (But still funny.)
So the Adult Novelty Store is having a Christmas sale. Nothing is sacred.
Poor Mr. Snowman seems to have come down with the common hot.