For the last time

and make it good.

That is one hip snowman…. U can tell to, hes wearing a fez!!!

No thanks, I have a headache.

That’s not meltwater at his feet.

And suddenly Frosty the snowman disappeared.

I hate it when my snowman spurts.

That reminds me of the joke about the World Maturbating Champion.

At the World Masturbating Championship in Wankenheim – He came first and third.

All his Christmasses just came at once

So the rumours that Frosty is frigid are unfounded

I can see your snowballs!

…well, he didn’t start looking like a snowman.

Is that a snowman or a spurt-off participant?

i for some odd reason lost my urge for snowcones

Is that a snowball in your pocket, or…oh, wait, it’s gone…you WERE glad to see me!!

When the snowman is nervous, that’s a bad sign….

♪ ♫ “Frosty the Snowman knew the sun was hot that day,
So he said let’s run and we’ll have some fun
Now before I spurt away… ” ♫ ♪

He WAS a jolly, happy soul….

Some of us prefer not to Spurt off in public

I blame the snowballs

Is he crying or is that a bead of sweat from the effort of having to spurt without the aid of hands?

C’mon guys, this is on the Engrish.com 2004 calendar-poster. Yes, I still have it hanging up. (But still funny.)

So the Adult Novelty Store is having a Christmas sale. Nothing is sacred.

Poor Mr. Snowman seems to have come down with the common hot.