Can be used as a floatation device

“Doughnuts! Is there anything they can’t do?” – Homer Simpson

Looks more like a star to me

“Hey, kids! What time is it?”

“IT’S HOWDY DOUGHNUT TIME!”

What’s that writing on the back? The other half of the instruction manual?

Really I thought it was an edible throwing star..

I wonder if they taste like donuts…

At tea time, you’re free to enjoy it as a muffin.

“Doughnut to you, crumpet to someone else (at tea time).”

It’s both a floor wax and a dessert topping!

I’ve got the nuts, if you have the dough.

Doughnuts? That must hurt. I had a “tennis elbow” once and that was agony.

The latest taste sensation – iced polyurethane foam donuts.

Just keep telling yourself it’s a doughnut.

Step 2: Dip the doughnut in a cup of hot water.

Step 3: Now the teatime begins.

I don’t comprehend this one. It looks like a star-shaped doughnut to me.

is it eatable??? or is it for looks?

Please enjoyest thou this as a doughnut or at teatime. Not as a cake, nor at midnight. As a doughnut thou shalt eat it, and the time of the eating shall be teatime. At supper shalt though not eat it, nor shalt thou eat it at lunch, accepting that thou then proceed to teatime. Dessert is RIGHT OUT. Once teatime, being the time during which you drink tea, be reached, then eatest thou the doughnut whilst dipping it into a cup of coffee, which not being decaf, shall be a delicious combination…

‘Have you got any of those Paul nuts left?’

‘No, we’ve sold both of those. How about these? Doug H had them off because he was sick of the star-shape getting caught in his fly. We applied the icing and sprinkles for effect’

‘It’s a deal!’

A ninja star from gingerbread town

Hey-is that a doughnut?

At least we know how to spell doughnut…

Apparently, this doughnut magically transforms into a different variety of pastry during the short span of tea time. Can we use the same techniques to make the tea transform into espresso?

Really the most important thing to remember is that it should NOT be enjoyed as a doughnut AND at tea-time. All hell would break loose.

So, at tea time, this doughnut’s not a doughnut?

Important Safety Tip: Do not enjoy it as a doughnut at tea-time.

When is a doughnut not a doughnut?

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“Please enjoy this as a muffin or at breakfast.”

But I wanted to enjoy it as a do-nut.

Its gonna be tough enjoying this doughnut as a doughnut… but ill try…