Timothy Leary’s first motto?

And then flush it out!

♪ Whip it GOOD ! ♪

Not enough foreplay? What do you mean? I bought you this shirt didn’t I?

Cat-o-nine tails or somthing harder

Just don’t whip it out!

Yes MA’AM!

Proud member of the Tokyo Flagellation Club.

Sure, just pull down those jeans . . .

Sponsored by the Tokyo S&M Association.

Whip it in a a ceramic bowl until stiff.

Note to Japanese t-shirt manufacturers: It’s not a book of quotes; IT’S A COOK BOOK!

(Apologies to Damon Knight.)

For when whipping it out is just out of the question.

You put your whip it in, you pull your whip it out, you put your whip in, and Shake it all About!!!

Have anyone ever seen an English speaker going around wearing a t-shirt with Japanese writing on it?

Miracle Whip. It’s not just for sandwiches.

(The other uses are left to the imagination of the reader).

just whip in some cream and BAM! emeril does japanese

♪♫ Whip it in, whip it out, move it in, move it ’round, Disco Lady…! ♫♪

When a problem comes along…..

Apparently, she had a problem with men whipping it out while she wasn’t looking.

No one has said “that’s what she said??” I’m surprised at you guys…

^ Nudge nudge, wink wink!

Try to detect it, it’s not too late!

Even with her new found freedoms, the effects of a life in slavery still linger.

She obviously hasn’t been getting any lately.

AWWOGGHHH! MY EYES! SERIOUSLY?!?!