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When sanitarians have power…
posted on 3 Sep 2026 in Household Items
Formerly known as sponge…
Photo courtesy of Matt Carroll.
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Instructions: apply washing stuff and then rub it against your doohickey
Did we mention it’s for bathing skin?
Only for sanitarians. Vegetarians may keep using any old thing.
Does it get rid of the stink?
Bathe thing only for me me me.
Be no ding-a-ling.
You win and sing
with this skin thing!
(Yeah, we didn’t know what to call it.)
O Clean-o-byte, O Clean-o-byte,
You Sanitudianrian
You differ from the Stinkorite,
That solitudtinarian;
With volleyed soaps she wounds Old Nick
With smelly bod he makes us sick!
-Apologies to Ambrose Bierce