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An apple tomorrow is a complete everything.
One could die of hunger waiting for breakfast of tomorrow, because it will always be breakfast of tomorrow.
How to eat an apple in a notebook? One bite at a time.
What likes is this? I can’t how even
Notes Saturday. Notes Sunday. Every damn day of the notes.
Every day of the notes, and one day you may play at Carnegie Hall.
Let’s tomorrow
It’s the first thing I’ll do after inventing my time machine. Go have breakfast tomorrow.
“I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today…” -Wimpy