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(34 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)
Not suitable for drinking.
Hard to turn off the tap.
OK, but where should I insert the thumb?
…and don’t suck your thumb.
An ibuprofen might also help for that swollen thumb.
Press twice for service.
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
I am pressing! Hard!
So the thumb is a plug?
Urine trouble if you don’t!