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Engrish - never against.
Also no laundering…
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(19 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
Pristine toilets are made.
Take a seat.
If you do, urine trouble!
I didn’t know that robots could pee ball bearings.
The signs were always there…
Sir, you have no standing in this toilet.
Actually, this makes sense – if you stand in the toilet, you will pee yourself.
Better having him stand in the toilet pi$$ing out than…hang on…
Old Chinese proverb say,
‘He who stands on toilet
is high on pot.’