Worst happy meal ever…

A cigarette with every dish.

So if they don’t want you to smoke get rid of the ash tray.

Do these noodles seem judgmental to you?

I would lay off the garlic bread, too.

I’d prefer not to smoke pasta. Seems like it would be hard to keep it lit.

No smoking…what about a tuxedo ?

The only pasta joint with a dress code.

Because there’s no smoking like … uh, smoking.

We’ll also decide your portion size if you need to loose a few pounds.