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(22 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
A cigarette with every dish.
So if they don’t want you to smoke get rid of the ash tray.
Do these noodles seem judgmental to you?
I would lay off the garlic bread, too.
I’d prefer not to smoke pasta. Seems like it would be hard to keep it lit.
No smoking…what about a tuxedo ?
The only pasta joint with a dress code.
Because there’s no smoking like … uh, smoking.
We’ll also decide your portion size if you need to loose a few pounds.