It’s frozen, quit wincing… - Engrish.com

It’s frozen, quit wincing…

posted on 13 Jan 2026 in Chinglish, Snacks

You wouldn’t believe how long it takes to make…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Scott Johnson.
Found in China. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
3 months ago

Comes creamy

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
3 months ago

Big boy says hi.

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 months ago

That’s not ice cream….

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 months ago

Tastes of orchid.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Comes with nuts.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Be careful not to jam it in the fridge door.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Lick it.

Running Comment
Running Comment
3 months ago

There is a village in the UK called Wetwang….if ever the twain should meet…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 months ago

Pasteurised, homogenised and circumcised.

Conventi
Conventi
3 months ago

Is this a LongWang in your trouser or are you just happy to see me ?

The Dude
The Dude
3 months ago

Hard in more ways than one.

P.D.
P.D.
3 months ago

“Wong has the longest Tong in Chinaaaaa…with his Tong he pays his rent…”
(1930’s)

Last edited 3 months ago by P.D.
coffeebot
coffeebot
3 months ago

Now STD free!

Boris
Boris
3 months ago

You scream. I scream.
We all scream for a Long Wang.

Last edited 3 months ago by Boris
figmo
figmo
1 month ago

I used to work at a company where there was a guy named LEAN Wang (and that’s how it appeared on his ID tag!).

figmo
figmo
1 month ago

I worked at a company where there was a LEAN Wang! I guess he made low-calorie ice cream. 🙂

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