It’s frozen, quit wincing…

It’s frozen, quit wincing…

posted on 13 Jan 2026 in Chinglish, Snacks

You wouldn’t believe how long it takes to make…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Scott Johnson.
Found in China. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 month ago

Comes creamy

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 month ago

Big boy says hi.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 month ago

That’s not ice cream….

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 month ago

Tastes of orchid.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Comes with nuts.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Be careful not to jam it in the fridge door.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Lick it.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 month ago

There is a village in the UK called Wetwang….if ever the twain should meet…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

Pasteurised, homogenised and circumcised.

Conventi
Conventi
1 month ago

Is this a LongWang in your trouser or are you just happy to see me ?

The Dude
The Dude
1 month ago

Hard in more ways than one.

P.D.
P.D.
1 month ago

“Wong has the longest Tong in Chinaaaaa…with his Tong he pays his rent…”
(1930’s)

Last edited 1 month ago by P.D.
coffeebot
coffeebot
1 month ago

Now STD free!

Boris
Boris
1 month ago

You scream. I scream.
We all scream for a Long Wang.

Last edited 1 month ago by Boris
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