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It’s frozen, quit wincing…
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(23 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
Comes creamy
Big boy says hi.
That’s not ice cream….
Tastes of orchid.
Comes with nuts.
Be careful not to jam it in the fridge door.
Lick it.
There is a village in the UK called Wetwang….if ever the twain should meet…
Pasteurised, homogenised and circumcised.
Is this a LongWang in your trouser or are you just happy to see me ?
Hard in more ways than one.
“Wong has the longest Tong in Chinaaaaa…with his Tong he pays his rent…”
(1930’s)
Now STD free!
You scream. I scream.
We all scream for a Long Wang.