Sorry, no Christmas this year…

There’s a Clause in the Christmas contract where Santa can be Close if he so chooses.

So! Mary Christmas won’t be putting out this year.

So. Watch out girls. Santa may be putting something between your stockings.

So Santa has turned into reindeer

Perspective, people! Santa isn’t that close, he’s HUGE!

So the girls with the stockings found out.

Aww . . . that is so sad !

does this confirm santa’s a Pedophile?

Stuck on s roundabout.

You can smell the reindeer from here!

He’s always ready to lend a near.

Close Encounters of the Merry Kind

Close, but no cigar.

If you’re a bad speller, Santa brings you clothes.

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a no-horse open sleigh!