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When you gotta go, you gotta go
and go
and go
and go
and go…
Confucius farted here once. You can still hear the echoes.
You’d better have a good aim
“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”
― Lao Tze
Things are bad in the PRC when they call their most famous tourist attraction a toilet.
Ah big things in little China
It’s just along the wall you can’t miss it.
I can pee for miles and miles and miles ….
Well, this IS rural China…
…and we’ll make Mexico pay for it !