Foots don’t fail me now! - Engrish.com

Foots don’t fail me now!

posted on 31 Oct 2025 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Brain cell vigor is my main concern…

Photo courtesy of Mark Tsui.
Jump rope package from China. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
10 months ago

On the otherhand you could just skip for exercise.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
10 months ago

Who’d have thought, the brain is in the foot.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Some people just can’t admit de feet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

This must be very sharp rope to affect acupuncture points.

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

I think they are jumping to conclusions about the benefits of skipping.

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

Give a man enough rope….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Skipping alcohol could also strengthen the vigor of the brain cells.

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

“The foots jump and the hands swing”…sounds like Parkinson’s to me.

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

Chinese string theory.

Conventi
Conventi
10 months ago

So Donald should use it.

Conventi
Conventi
10 months ago

So medical science certificates that the foots are the root of the body. So glad we could finally clear this up after 500.000+ years of evolution.

Classic Steve
10 months ago

Sounds like the writer should skip more.

P.D.
P.D.
10 months ago

Algernon: In D.C. they’re in the Southern Hemispheres…

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 months ago

This people is skipping but the belly does not cooperate.

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