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(24 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
My food is full of sand.
My cracker is a brick.
With extra sand, for that distinctive beach taste
Betcha can’t eat just one.
You’l have to eat one one.
Not for me, thanks. I’ve seen what dogs do on beaches.
Does this beach taste fishy to you?
Hansel and Gretel knew the taste of the home.
Shrimp crackers live in the sea ?
Enjoy it – it’s an order !
A sand-wich?
I like beaches but I couldn’t eat a whole one.
“Have your home smell like Low Tide in a polluted harbor…”