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(25 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
You put relish in my cookies, I’ll put salt in your coffee!
Must be the sugar.
Friends and family are a boring lot.
Imagine being the talk of the town because you ate a cookie.
What will it do ? Make schampoo come out of my nose ?
The conversation will result in cookie crumbs sprayed everywhere.
Dude, these cookies are like, far out, man!
Shhh… the secret is cocaine.
Oh, those must be “MAGIC cookies”!
Our delicious sandwich cookies are filled with cucumber relish!