Right here in the open?

Right here in the open?

posted on 10 May 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

You do not want to owe Grass money…

Photo courtesy of Heidi Tan.
Spotted in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
18 days ago

Kiss my grass.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
18 days ago

You extend your pink, the grass extends its green. and the birds and the bees fly around.

Running Comment
Running Comment
18 days ago

Beware of grass stains.

Running Comment
Running Comment
18 days ago

But don’t overdo it, or Lawn Enforcement will arrest you for lewd acts in public.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
18 days ago

Are sausages included.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
18 days ago

Give a little love and you’ll feel high.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
18 days ago

Just watch out for the one eyed snakes.

DrLex
DrLex
18 days ago

I wouldn’t mind an extension, but I don’t want it to be green.

P.D.
P.D.
17 days ago

You put that extension right back where you found it, Buster, or I call a gardener!

P.D.
P.D.
16 days ago

I sure hope the extension doesn’t look like an orange mushroom…

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